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collegehumor:

Sperm Bank Rejects Gingers

It’s because the samples had freckles.

jesus-is-judging-you:

omfg biggest plot twist ever

(via z-u-ltr)

collegehumor:

Someone’s Diet Just Ended

And Target takes another victim.

collegehumor:

Crazy Beard Illusion That Will Break Your Brain

He’s been growing it for almost 25 years.

collegehumor:

Shopping Cart Packed with Soda and a Child

We’re more alarmed by the amount of soda.

collegehumor:

Freddy Krueger’s Child Care

It’s hard to paint good when you have blades for fingers.

z-u-ltr:

Id consider buying an iPhone if it did that…

collegehumor:

Weird Dog Opens the Door

Master is not home. Can I take a weird message? - 

collegehumor:

Monkey is all, “I DO NOT Look Like That!”

Bonobo-you-didn’t.

collegehumor:

uPick Win - Trampoline Wall-Walking

When do you go from “like a boss” to “actually a boss”? Because he may have done it.